Pirates take oil tanker

Middle class warriors, the Suburban Pirates have taken hold of a massive shipment of olive oil and are heading for the coast of Devon.

Likely takers are thought to be Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall  where huge applications of the oil is often applied or even drizzled over an assortment of foods.

It is thought the pirates might go further west and seek out Rick Stein but these are unconfirmed reports.

The hijacking of the oil tanker is seen as worrying escalation from the more traditional suburban pirate methods such as biting satire and the sharp use of wit.

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~ by middleclassmayhem on November 19, 2008.